The moment you understand your own stoner name, the moment you realize how to decipher the code that is your name and find out what it really means, it’s like all of a sudden you’re enlightened and everything starts to make sense. And when this happens, all those moments of stumbling around in life where nothing seems to click or make any sense suddenly becomes so much clearer. Trust me on this one person. It’s an amazing feeling every time. And sharing your name with others? That just makes everything even better.
| Table of contents: Tips to give a stoner name for yourself Cool Names for Stoners and Potheads Full of Attitude Names for Stoners and Potheads Funky Names for Stoners and Potheads Covers Names for Stoners and Potheads Summary |
Tips to give a stoner name for yourself
1. Think about how the word sounds when you say it out loud
You don’t want to pick a name that ends in the same vowel as you do!! (Or with a consonant that sounds like your own name!) [e.g., Joey, Robson, Kennet…]
2. Think about the way you pronounce it
a. If it’s a normal word, go with that.
b. If you have to think before it comes out, put an “x” or something in front of it and then say it out loud as fast as you can, without even opening your mouth [e.g., Kennet x X THE “X”]
c. If you don’t know how to pronounce it, maybe look up the word and find out how to say it aloud
3. Think about if it’s even a word you want to use
You don’t want to pick something that sounds like a name you’ve used before, or that has been used before… [e.g., Mac, John, Robson…] Try to come up with something new!
4. If it’s an existing word think about what you could mean by it
As long as you haven’t picked anything too weird then this shouldn’t be too difficult. [e.g., Tiolet, Croak]
Cool Names for Stoners and Potheads
Alright, so you picked out your own stoner name, now here’s some name suggestions I’ve come up with from others, that are really cool. These names all have the “cool” factor built in and will make you sound like an expert. Now who wouldn’t want to be called something like these?
| Cotton neck | Bigtoe | Marm |
| Rudy | Stoney | Lucky Luke |
| Bart | Blondie | Planche |
| Delta 9 | Ashes Leshada | Bobby Blue Boxer |
| Bling | Blue Jay Blunt | Blueberry Muffin |
| Bobby Whaxin | Blueberry Haze | Stoned and Fly |
| Ace | Bluebird Loco | Brownie Kush Cake |
| Cruncher | Chilly Croak | Dee Doja |
| Cheech and Chong | Curly Wiz | Dominitrix |
| Cheeto Chronic | Disoriented Dickie | Eric |
| Eazy-E | Flake | G-Dog |
| Grapefruit Head | Hairy Facemask | Hole |
Full of Attitude Names for Stoners and Potheads
Some names just ooze with the cool factor. Just the way they sound makes you want to be called that. They’re just oozing with cuteness right? These are the names you want to get your hands on, or make up for yourself.
| Hotboxing | Hurricane Jack | Hulaween |
| Jambalaya Jones | Jolly Rancher | Kush |
| Nugget | Shaggy Baskin | Stoner J.W. Brains |
| Toxinsaurus Rex | Weed-Acid | Woooosh |
| Xanadude | Zombie | Zouka |
| Zoot | Bobby Blue Sox | Diesel |
| Zumba | Candy Cane | Stoners Rich |
| Potheads Funk | Cheech and Chong | Zootie |
| Toilet | Bike | Stoners Roxy |
| Six Gun | Dirty Birdie | Northern Lights |
| Potheads Jim | Funky Munky | Mary Jane Doe |
| Flower Child | Stoners on the Moon | Stoner Solstice |
| Stoney-Tone | Marmalade Mouth | Mes |
| Potheads Peyote Greener | Potheads Sporty | Kushwack |
| Potheads Wizened | Potheads Electric Bobbie | Stoney B. Quitter |
Funky Names for Stoners and Potheads
I almost left this whole section out because it’s so obvious that these names are fun. But there are some really cool ones too. I’d recommend picking one of these names and then making it your own.
| Shake | X-2 | The Wiz |
| Peedo | The Godfather of Potheads | Boom Shaka Laka! |
| Jungle Juice | Stoned Butt | Stoned Kisser |
| Jungle Iceman | Smoochie Pot | Chronic Smokey |
| Stoney Mite | Potheads Pogo Stick | Potheads Banshee IV |
| Potheads Mosquito | Potheads Skunk | Potheads Grasshopper |
| Stoner Jean-Claude | Van Damme | Puffin’ Paddy |
| Skunkdust Chrispy Crunchy | Potheads Rukes | Potheads The Rock |
| Potheads Thing | Potheads Rake | Potheads Rangy Bopper |
| Flake Lefthand | Flake Righty | Ace Freckles |
Covers Names for Stoners and Potheads
There’s not a lot to say about this, other than they’re the perfect name when all you want to be called is just that.
| Great Smoke Demon | Smokin’ Johnny | Stoned Lucifer |
| Iron | Mr. Highness | Stoner Santa |
| Stoners Weed Master | Dojo Croaker | Skunk-Lips |
| Potheads Weed King | Super Fluffy Tootie | Smack-A-Hoe |
| Magic Pot Lord | Gold Blunt | Gold Locks |
| MacAndyscovery Seeds | Gold Lace | Gold Nugget |
| GoldiLocks | Golden Pineapple | Potheads Dynamite |
| Golden Child | Sparkling Sugar | Potheads Hotboxing’ Stoner |
| Potheads Puff Daddy | Stoners Scat | Stitch |
| Potheads Smokin’ Boxcar Willie | Potheads Joy Buzzer | Potheads Scary |
| Stinky Kitty | Potheads Terrapin | Potheads The Train |
| Terrific Train | Potheads Trainwreck | Train Whistle |
| Potheads The Twister | Potheads The Strainer | Stoney Cheetah |
| Potheads Two Lips | Potheads Jr. | Stoners Pot Head Trooper |
| Stoners Pot Head General Lee | Stoners Pot Head Rebel Rouser | Stoner’s Pot Head Dragon Wagon |
Summary
I hope you enjoyed our naming guide and found a few names that you like. Keep in mind, these names are just the beginning of the many possible stoner names. Feel free to use these as a base to start out with and then come up with your own name that sounds just like it, but with your own personality thrown in.